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ankita
Number of posts : 78 Age : 36 Location : Saddi dilli Registration date : 2007-06-11
| Subject: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:17 pm | |
| Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from the "US "21. Tries to use credit cards in a roadside hotel. 20 . Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health conscious. 19 . Sprays deo so that he doesn't need to take bath.18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. 17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds". Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway". Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go". Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, he will say Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)16. Doesn't forget to crib about the air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out. 15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs) 14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far is possible (but deep inside multiplies by 43).13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket. 12. When he needs to say Z (zed), he never says Z (Zed), instead repeats "Zee" several times, and if the other person is unable to get it, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed) 11 . Writes the date in MM/DD/YYYY. On watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!" 10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and the Indian Road Conditions. 9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".8 . Avoids eating spicy food. 7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke. Eats Pizza instead of Dosa. 6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time. Asks questions etc. about India as though its his first visit to India 5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule". 4. Looks suspiciously towards any Hotel/Dhaba food. Few more important ones:3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of the Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival. 2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India and tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.The Ultimate one1. Tries to begin any conversation with "In US ..." or "When I was in US..." | |
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Nikhita
Number of posts : 1492 Age : 36 Location : Delhi Registration date : 2007-06-09
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:44 pm | |
| this one was one hilarious post....after a long long tym...and ya...true too!!! great job! | |
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Vineet Modi Admin
Number of posts : 116 Location : Delhi Registration date : 2007-06-04
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:55 pm | |
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mervyn.samuel.george
Number of posts : 410 Age : 37 Location : Delhi Registration date : 2007-06-05
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:58 pm | |
| The Twenty One un-Commandments Wow (exclamation) I was dying for this (period) I just was (period again) Ankita you've kept it so subtle that it doesn't even need a gulp and be pushed down. The wit just flows innately. My pick: - "13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket." - "9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag"." - "5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule". " - "3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of the Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival." [AWESOME] I need you to write more of these...hehehehe they were shoooo goood and funnniiieee | |
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ankita
Number of posts : 78 Age : 36 Location : Saddi dilli Registration date : 2007-06-11
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:57 pm | |
| im honoured..n i thought it was stupid n not worth writing...mervyn..ur appreciation made go up like a balloon (prick me someone)..u have a way with words..true journo material | |
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smriti d
Number of posts : 150 Age : 36 Registration date : 2007-07-07
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:16 am | |
| omigod!daz soooooooo true!!....n yeah u mite jus wanna add call centre ppl wid d us returnd ones too... | |
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Pragya
Number of posts : 795 Registration date : 2007-06-22
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:52 am | |
| drinks DIET COKE WITH FATTY BURGER | |
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nachiket
Number of posts : 24 Age : 35 Registration date : 2007-06-26
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:16 am | |
| i do no.19 and i've never been to the u.s and no.17 is the truest thing ever written | |
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ankita
Number of posts : 78 Age : 36 Location : Saddi dilli Registration date : 2007-06-11
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:23 pm | |
| this is personal experience nachiket..so cant be wrong.. | |
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vaibhavab
Number of posts : 190 Age : 37 Location : Delhi Registration date : 2007-06-22
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:55 pm | |
| May i add to no. 17 Asks the waiter to bring the cheque rather than the bill | |
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ankita
Number of posts : 78 Age : 36 Location : Saddi dilli Registration date : 2007-06-11
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:58 pm | |
| you can do that..but the funnier thing is thats wat i do too... ..looks like this is becomimg general day by day.... | |
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samridhi
Number of posts : 125 Registration date : 2007-06-07
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:41 pm | |
| Arre u US returrn yourrr self? u seem thokno ith aall | |
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vaibhavab
Number of posts : 190 Age : 37 Location : Delhi Registration date : 2007-06-22
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:45 pm | |
| yeah, it is actually. another one, i know someone. canada returned, well not returned but visiting. He keeps on drinking beer in place of water. Dunno how he survives! Im sure he is an exception | |
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ankit govil
Number of posts : 60 Registration date : 2007-07-09
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:39 pm | |
| may i add another one to the list--- cribs how slower the computeres in india are.... conveniently forgets tht practically we working on their junk.... | |
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Joel
Number of posts : 276 Age : 36 Location : Mumbai Registration date : 2007-07-05
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:45 pm | |
| hey this is coolll...is all abt a malayali....speaking is his...mallu..accent....well, (b4 that let me tell u that me too a mallu...lolz.....its jus fun no...offence plz.....okey?.....so chill.....
here it goes
READ IN MALLU STYLE:
1) Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don’t werk hard? Kerala
2) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai (dont breakur heads its… Dubai ), zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff (Gulf).
3) Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff? To yearn meney.
4) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire? He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
5) Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome ? Because he wanted to hear pope music.
6) What is Malayali management graduate called? Yem Bee Yae.
7) Why did his wife divorce him? Because he was louwing another woman.
Who found out that? His aandy.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ? He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday? An Oto.
11)Who is Malayali’s fyamousu eactor and aectress? Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
VEERY VEERY IMBORDANT | |
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Danielle Dsilva
Number of posts : 65 Age : 35 Location : Bangalore Registration date : 2007-07-22
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:02 pm | |
| i feel like im drowning in mallu land!! hehe..... well 1 of the things i noticed all these ppl do is talk bout how "India has changed...and when i was livin in India bla bla bla" | |
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anwesha_ghosh
Number of posts : 137 Age : 36 Location : Kolkata Registration date : 2007-07-11
| Subject: Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US....... Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:16 am | |
| N the first thing that they do is visit either the Taj Mahal or Rajasthan as if anywhere else is hell! | |
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