Today it was a day of equal propotions. My share of joys and sorrows.Reached
Home quite early. There was no body at home , every body seems to be busy on friday
evenings dancing to the tunes of life . Breaking the monotony that surrounds you through
out the week.
Truly speaking i have nothin much to do on friday evenings or saturday or sunday.
I don't have a girlfriend , so that i can engage my self in endless blabbering .I dunno wats
there to talk about for so long. I remember one of my friends who used to talk on his
phone for long - long hours.I asked him what the f u keep talking to her. He said “we
share each and every moment of our day. She tells me what she had in breakfast, lunch
and dinner.with amount of rice no. of chappatis and curries she had.Then she tells me how
was the food. Who was with her on mess table.How many times she changed clothes of
what colour .How her roomate cheated her, who is her roomate dating these days.And
then about the fashion funda and personal hygeine.No of times she took bath.with which
soap.How she could not sleep whole night because of the pimple on her cheeks.Some
secrets , as how miss C is shining dese days and how her arms are not hairy these days.
Miss D goes parlour for waxing and her armpits are bushy and stinking”
I asked then what u talk about , he said “ at night she wants me to say i love you some
1000 times.and rest of the times i keep giving explanation about things that i never did
or the girls i never talked to.”
He was seen with his cell phone in each and every corner of hostel, canteen , campus
even while going to loo.With his cellphone held between his right shoulder and ear.
Even sometimes in the class also he was caught under the table talking to his girlfriend.
After around six months of serious affair , as people used to call it in college. They
broke up.The reason for their break up as told by the realtionship experts or so called
luvgurus was a tragic story.
It was the time of summer Holidays in college. Most of the couples stay back in college
To enjoy the freedom during these holidays. Freedom to date anywhere in campus. The
preferred location were backyard of open air theatre,In the pine jungles or park . Of course
they date in jungles to explore nature . I really wonder how loving someone draws you closer
to the nature. Like other couples this couple also decided to stay back in college and
enjoy the freedom and the nature ofcourse.
On the first day of summer vaccations Mr A ventured out of hostel .
Walking in slow motion like the hero of bollywood who has just fallen
victim to a love affair. With sun glasses on and his ususal posture
head bent at 38.5 degrees above the shoulder line. With the cellphone
held between his right ear and obviously the right shoulder.
Finally reached the gates of girls hostel. She was all ready ,smiling from some 500
metres, and outside the gate he was faking a smile.A perfect colgate smile.I remember
before this affair the guy used to brush his teeth only during viva
exams .they exchanged smiles. Then Miss 0 asked “ how i look today?” .
“ hmm gud , but the combination u r wearing is not gud” he replied.
She was wearing a yellow top and a pink jeans as told by the local reuters of college .
The guys are jealous of girls on one thing for sure , gals have a
spectrum of colours to wear while guys are out of option and have to
wear only a few colours out of the spectrum.
“are u complementing me or insulting me ? U know i tried to be special for you” she a said with all smiles gone in a moment.
“ but it looks odd but btw i love you not your clothes” were the last words of my friend Mr A.
“when u first saw me i was wearing this combination only, and when u proposed to me i
was wearing the same combination”
And then with a bang every thing shattered , and it was formally anounced a break up
after a couple of days.
College has ended . And life has changed .For my friend Mr A .also.
After college he has found another girlfriend.Somebody told me his new girlfriend is more
colourful then his X-girlfriend.Both of them shop together and eat
together so no more curry and chappti stories. He even accompanies her
to all parlour trips.
He was spotted in goa last X-mas .
All colourful clothes a red pyajama with bright yellow t shirt blabbering on a phone.
Walking on the beach with his cellphone held between ... his
left ear and
left shoulders.
And now i really believe
“
everybody learns from past relationships"