tHe PJ cOuNtEr

The Idea is to attempt to be FUNNY.....

It might work.... it might not work....

And thats the Challenge !!!



Catch the Humour in anything around you:

Situation,

Incident,

A Word,

A Sentence,

..... anything.



N.B.plz do not hurt anyones sentiments by this

PJ...jesssssssssssssss...this is wat i was waiting for...ok here is mah frst PJ...


WATS BLACK, DEADLY and CAN FLY????......














































CROW WITH A MACHINE GUN.....

wt dya call mr. bean wen he sleeps ...?















SOYA BEAN!

what do u call a cow whose fat?

fat guy???

Can a girl make you millionaire???
















Yes























































Conditions Apply: You must be a Billionaire!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention...



Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged tone.


Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last.


LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

yippie!

so finally i find a place where even "my" pjs will be "heard" ....!

he he

so...err Ahem!

here goes my firssst PJ! <invented and patented by none other than ME!>



Q. What is the colour of a Bald Man's hair?????





























cant think?

arre at least guess...





































Ans: Pure Black!



surrprized????

in physis we have studied that Pure black is invisible, cuz it absorbs all the radiations and colours and reflects nothing!!!

(a purrfekt example being that of a Black Hole!)

Hence...a bald man has Pure Black hair, which noone can see!



he he he he he he he he he <hysterical laughs!>

Quote :

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention...

errr...i think these are better known as MURPHY's LAWS....

Hail Mr Murphy....!

yah......anywayz ur PJ was nice

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND MOTORBIKE ?









GO ON






UR GOING CLOSER TO THE ANSWER






CUM ON





















THE ANSWER IS ............







A MOTORBIKE IS FIRST KICKED AND THEN USED. WHEREAS GIRLFRIEND IS FIRST USED AND
THEN KICKED