THIS WAS WRIITEN WHEN I WAS TOO BUSY WHILING AWAY MY SWEET TIME IN THE HOLIDAYS... AND MY EDITOR THEN SHOUTED AT ME TO START WRITING SOMETHING.............. SO HERE GOES MY DANCING PEN............................
LOCATION- Red-Bricked College Corridors.
SCENE- A noisy bunch of funky clothed youngsters
OOPS!!! I mean PREDATORS on prowl
for their prey.
TARGET- Freshers or First-Years or (as the common
lingo puts it) FUCHHAS.
“You, a Fuchha!!!” “C’mon give your introduction” “Imagine the tree as a pole and do a pole dance” “Go and propose to the girl in red sitting at the farthest corner of the canteen on the right side”.
First day of college life is always memorable, whether bitter or sweet or both, for some. Every FUCHHA in some or the other way looks forward to this age-old ritual of being introduced to their seniors. Being exposed to the world outside is an experience in itself, especially after living a life of a caterpillar in a tight cocoon for 14 years. After spending a dramatic one-year in DU, I am now in a safe position to judge a Fuchha by his or her mere appearance. Agreed that looks are deceptive but they surely cast a certain impression. In fact my brain has been able to successfully categorize these brand new entrants in four types.
STATUORY WARNING: The following information is truly based on personal experience and no offence meant if any person bears resemblance to the same.
The first category of Fuchhas enter the college meekly, hiding behind the bushes or pretending to read a newspaper but keeping a close eye on every senior who are at their regular patrol for ‘ sweet innocent victims’. They are labeled as ‘INTELLECTUAL GEEKS’ carrying a mountain of reference books on their feeble shoulders. They are always visible either hovering in and around the LIBRARY (their place of safe haven) or near the Photostat shops Xeroxing a colossal mass of notes. Regarded as POTENTIAL TOPPERS, these people are always the butt of everyone’s jokes, favourite of the lecturers and live their life in constant fear. Some of these Fuchhas successfully slip out from the regular ragging sessions that takes place and about the others… You guess for yourself.
The second type of Freshers, saunter in the college with a ‘BIG BROTHER’ attitude. A confident non-chalant walk with their head held high and chest forward, their sole object in life is to take on the whole world or, in this case, the entire college. They possess each and every trait of an ideal college ‘DADA’ with Education being the last thing on their mind. But wait a second…an intriguing question raises its ugly head here- how these ‘ hooligans’ manage to gain entry in the college? In spite of the stringent admission process (where even 0.5% can ruin a student’s chances) how these ‘hoodlums’ manage to sneak a foothold in the college? Well Guys, there is no need to wrack your brains, scratch your skull and waste your precious energy for an answer which is pretty evident. Haven’t you heard of something called ‘INFLUENTIAL CONTACTS’? Yes, my dear friends, these ‘FUTURE DAWOOD EBRAHIMS’ have a well-established network of such contacts, which provides them with the courage to boss over almost everyone. Flaunting their links with either any political bigwigs or business tycoons, they leave no stone unturned to create terror in the minds of the people (I mean students, lecturers or even the principal sometimes). These College Gangsters at the same time take adequate steps to suppress those who try to raise even a smallest squeak… Hmmm!!! Bollywood melodramas seem so inspired by them!!!
The Fuchhas belonging to the third category can be aptly termed as ‘FUTURE DIPLOMATS’. Maintaining good relations with both the lecturers and the Fuchha Gundas, they make their way in the college confidently with an aim to gain acceptance from every quarter. Enterprising, hardworking, creative, intelligent and adopting a neutral stance on every issue, these upcoming tacticians are well acquainted with tackling both the rule making and the rule breaking authorities. However, in the process they risk the danger of loosing their identity as sometimes they are left stranded in a no man’s land, disowned by both the parties. Here lays their ability to walk on the razor’s edge without getting bruised and scratched. Indian Political arena welcomes such people with open arms…
The fourth and the final bunch of Freshers are very rare kind of species. Quick-witted, clever, talented, good-natured and way better than the third category of Fuchhas, these people can be aptly termed as the “FUTURE ALL-ROUNDERS”. Excellent in academic as well as non-academic spheres, they are VERSATALITY personified with a tremendous capacity to undertake any task. Keeping in tune with their surroundings and at the same time maintaining a distance, they mean business who hate poking their nose unnecessarily in others matters. With a NO-NONSENSE attitude, they are very popular among their friends, teachers and even among their enemies. Comprising a miniscule minority they are greatly revered by the whole college. Sadly these rare species are nearing extinction and are becoming endangered…
These four categories are found at every nook and corner of the campus and gradually become a part of the growing adult population of the country. Each type has its own merits and demerits but at the end of the day it’s the sense of freedom, the new life that every Intellectual Geek, every Fuchha Gunda, every Future Diplomat and every Future All-Rounder looks forward to… After all it is an absolutely new world to be explored…once the three Golden years of college gone, they are gone forever…So just have Fun!!!
ARE YOU LISTENING FUCCHAS???
Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:11 am