WHAT A LOUSY DAY!

Number of posts : 125 Registration date : 2007-06-07

15 minutes for the 7:30 bus,

I was still in bed and mum was creating such a fuss.

I frantically looked for my new pair of jeans ,

I had to make it to college today by all means.

I’d be the seniorest in college today, bounce

Making it an important day.

So I wore my pink tee (the one I don’t wear often)

And put on the sunscreen so my skin would soften.

I wore oodles o’ kajal

And hoops to match, queen

Off to the stop, for the bus I had to catch.

Ignoring mom’s comments on carrying no books

I was all prepared to get some admiring looks.

I reached the stand and found not a single soul

So I thought I was early:scratch: , so I’d wait some more.

I waited and waited for an hour or two,

nothing seemed to be running, no autos too.

It struck me then that DTC’s wouldn’t be running today

coz the rowdy blue lines were few.

Oh finally I can see one coming this way,

So loaded with people, it tilted at an angle.

Heads popping out of windows and smelly bodies were mangled.

A grinning conductor popped his head out singing a romantic song . pig

I took a deep breath, and boarded the bus,

I knew this was going to be long.

A funny looking uncleji checked me out rendeer

As I nudged my way through the sweaty crowd.

I pushed and I pulled and pinched, and I shout

To find a ladies seat occupied by a crazy old lout!!

Now, I tried to be as polite one can, in this mad atmosphere

And said, “bhaiya ji you’re on the ladies seat there.”

Now most self respecting guys would give way instantly,

But this particular one stared at me incessantly. Neutral

Now I got mad, and I screamed at him,

I was the passenger who others would dread

He made faces, and took a deep breath,

Picked up a tall bamboo stick and stood up with its support.

So I figured he was physically challenged as he walked

As other around me looked at me and mocked. Evil or Very Mad

I quickly told him he could sit and that I’m sorry,

But he, was, a self respecting guy and wouldn’t take my story

So I sat guiltily,

reached college full of sweat, filthily monkey