Comedy Point: I Think We Need It

yup in this life of so much tension, i think we do need something to make our hearts lighter...so here goes, some jokes for everyone to enjoy :)


Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

Regards,
Project Leader

KEEP READING...

Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader:

Sorry,
but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for
my assessment.

Regards,
Project Leader

A few interesting leave applications.

Infosys, Bangalore: "since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one week leave"


"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home, I may be granted leave"


Asking for leave for a daughter's wedding: "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave